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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Open Question: When a bus time table gets changed often and regularly is it a symptom of:?

A. the government can not do their job properly in providing a decent service to constituants.
B. the bus company regards passengers as an inconvenience as fuel prices rise and dont really want them to place two three hour waits during the day.
C. the bus drivers can not tollerate the abuse from management in the bus company demanding higher wages for their mortgage stress and own rising fuel prices.
D. it is easier to not drive to work on buses because they were designed for kids and not reducing green house gas emissions or reducing road traffic density.
E. We like grid lock bus car parks the world over so let the pessants drive on per car and really foul up the air.
F. The country has gone to the dogs, buses do a better job of smashing up the road edge than garbage trucks so council dont have to make better roads.
G. God Only knows.
H. Why wont that mean B. God provide free buses for everyone?
I. Because Morris is playing God in a blue ribbon liberal seat, I think the last person who voted labor at the school zone in question was back in the Crimeia war in a fit of passion thinking he was a communist spy but came home to roost as the NSW Premier.
J, Just quit the offensive questions.
K. or we will set the KKK onto you?
L. love is what is KKK? dunno ask Osama?
M. MMMmm gonna have to give some thought to choices who? Dunno.
N. What, awe heck all the above?
O. What is it this time bus drive have to run over you again to stop the cowboy, no Singtel own West bus and put on a 1948 bus with failing brakes as the driver went up the mountain we prayed as it came down we shat, you mean sat, in what? Yea right you stink! no it stinks!
P. did I?
Q. No, after three hours of waiting no one could be bothered it was quicker to walk arriving two hours late?
R Arrrhh! why did you leave, no stayed to annoy the driver as he smoked on an inforced smoko on the mountain top? A what yea he smokes so does the bus of burnt rubber!
S. Yea it nearly steamed at the mountain top and the brave driver took a phone call not hands free on the way down, fun, we were lucky to get a bus at all?
T. Tea break, ah thats better now where were we?
U. Would Premier Iemma be allowed to catch the Bowen Mountain freak show bus in NSW? I doubt it public relations would give him a couch bus not smoking, yea the driver too?
V. Victory 4 hours late for a date with a hot chick after going around kurrajong, kurmond, then all over North Richmond, I thought, gosh this driver is brave, he then went to lunch and we wainted four hours for a train to the city? Just another day in a blue ribbon liberal seat, psst the corner store are commos?
W. Would dubya ride on our garbage busses in Australia, no he would probably calling a nuke so we could all claim on insurance as the bus and pinko were got rid of and the island resettled in a more suitable green half life after life called real people with real green cars? Like Israel have, I hate giving money to those muslim gas guzlin giants!
x. Asta la vista dude this is an x rated joke
Y. Why, how the heck would I know?
Z. Slept throught the whole thing? Wha, so did ronald regan he was stuck on the bus from the golf war, what was his handicap? Bill Clinton not, look just click all the above this was how this question came to be today, Australia is a joke, are all our top brains being drained overseas? Why.

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